What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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