- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

2 women were sitting quietly

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Women's sports.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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