Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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