- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Dogs in my home.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

knock knock Come in!!!

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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