Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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shauns beautiful

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Anti Joke

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