rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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