What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

What is 9 + 10? 21

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Well educated black man.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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