canaan and mallory

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Women.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Homosexuals are gay.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

girls basketball

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Woman's rights

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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