- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

I pooped my pants

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Kathy Griffin.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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