A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Anti Joke

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