- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Penal Dysfunction

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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