What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

Dogs

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

Canada AYY

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

the WNBA

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...