What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Your mom is fat

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

The Braves win the N.L. east

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Straight men can be bronies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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