- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

whats a dick a dick

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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