Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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People Order Our Patties

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Anti Joke

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