- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Mrs. Welsh

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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