how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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bitches be crafty.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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