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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

one day i went to bed

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van