Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Men's Sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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