How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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KKK

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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