How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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porn-hub

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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redtube

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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