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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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