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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

My friend harris is fat.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

george goodburn is secretly mexican

why is john so fat years of over eating

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

why am I writing this...im bored

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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