"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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knock knock. come in.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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