how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Knock knock ... *No ones home*

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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