SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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That's what she didn't say

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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toast points

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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