- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

A baby seal walks into a club

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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