A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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WNBA

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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