Pokemon go: Team mystic

Rebecca Black

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

yo mama's so fat!!!

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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