What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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boys

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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