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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Your mom is so fat...

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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