What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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see ya

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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...............................................................hi

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Anti Joke

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