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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Knock, Knock. Come In.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

What time is it? 20:45.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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