- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

YEAH THEY DO.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

spell backwards: taco cat

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