- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Penis

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Breast cancer.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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