What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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religion.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Anti-joke.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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womens rights.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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