- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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