Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Knock Knock Not Yet

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Are you Drew?

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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