whats 2+2? math.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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