What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

U mad?

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Women's rights.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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