what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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