- Anti Joke

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.