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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Im cute hehehee

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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