A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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my shift key is broken1

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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