While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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hipsters

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Women's rights.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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