What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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