what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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