- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

Wheelchair high jump

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

oooh look a banshee

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

what came first the chicken or the chips

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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