- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

i lost the game

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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