Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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womens rights to vote

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Penis

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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