- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

mc hammers income.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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