Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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