- Anti Joke

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Hey Eliz, just a final thought, if and when I die (hey I am your step dad after all, dont forget I am four years older than you now! So ill die first anyway, hopefully) Promise me that you will call me on the phone and either yell SNAKE ANSWER ME SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Or BOSS ANSWER ME BOOOOOOOOOOSS! Never mind, I never liked videogames ironically, but hey, its funny, Suddenly this Boss guy shows up, and I feel like I have something in common with someone! A game character anyway, and its a fucking boring game too, just sneaking around, then you got to well pay people to build shit and I shut it off by then... ...Finally the nurses are here... Those guys again, hey guys, I cant speak nor remember what button to press to delete shit, but I heard bogosexuals with an h, dont get the message, you see the man with broken fingers there, go get me female nurses or... They sleeping? And not with me? Okay guys, get me out of here, I am humiliating myself in front of my uh... Frienddaughtersisterthing as for the rest of you fucks, has it ever seemed like I have ever cared about your inferior opinions above my superhuma... I am drun or something huh guys? 60 MG valium? You fucking murderers! Well will that other dru.. Fine then... Nero The End? Seriously flaggots! I cant stop typing, just get me out of this... Wheelchair? When did that happen? Well roll me out then! And please you know, fill that code thing and the terms and all that.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

Penisland

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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