Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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