give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Netflix and chill

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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