- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

She said no

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Women.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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