Take this and put it- No.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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The game!

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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hi

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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