Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Your existance.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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