what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Once upon a cross

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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