- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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