- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Barack Obama

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Yo mamas so fat.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

soccor

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

This is not an anti joke.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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