- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

A cow says moo and explodes.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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