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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Gorden Brown.

? I hate niiggers ?

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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