Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Worst joke ever

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

IU football

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

I had my period 3 days ago.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

2 women were sitting quietly

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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