A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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the WNBA

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Woman's Rights

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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