What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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all these jokes suck ass

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Yeah right loser!

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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your mum

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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