Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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