- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

Q. who's george porchy?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

split your ass cheek

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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