Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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A black guy gets a job...

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Anti Joke

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