2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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