A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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I ponder

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Why? Whats wrong?

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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miley cyrus

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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