Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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