- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

What's cold and icy? Ice

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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