Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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tea with milk?

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Membean

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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