Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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your mum

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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