Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

School

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

Anti Joke

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