- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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