- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

So, same time tomorrow then?

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

Top Gear USA

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

women's rights

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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