- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

hey

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

I would rape her

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??