Emily Brunelle is skinny

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Justin Bieber got laid

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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