- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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