no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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This is a joke setup.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Cleveland winning something

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Dogs in my home.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Anti Joke

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