What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Women Sports.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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