No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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