- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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